Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429th
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population21.593 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.593 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 7,134 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,394 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,092,580 per year while the poor average 2,998, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Cute fluffy little RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001s are increasingly popular exotic pets, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Cerberionites any less frightened, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 656th in the world and 8th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 71.04 Obesity Rate.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 441stLargest Insurance Industry: 481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 483rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 491stMost Avoided: 494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 503rdLargest Mining Sector: 566thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 603rdFattest Citizens: 656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 729thLargest Gambling Industry: 875thHighest Economic Output: 928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 959thMost Corrupt Governments: 989thMost Devout: 1,115thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,418thHighest Average Incomes: 1,427thMost Armed: 1,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,957thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,208thLargest Retail Industry: 2,461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,734thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,199thLargest Populations: 5,342ndMost Conservative: 5,388thMost Efficient Economies: 6,432ndRudest Citizens: 6,459thLargest Governments: 7,712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,205thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,422ndMost Pro-Market: 17,679thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,855thMost Extreme: 18,651stMost Influential: 19,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,142nd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 44th in the regionMost Extreme: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionLargest Governments: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cerberion's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Cerberion relocated from Osiris to 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Cerberion ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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