The F-111 Aardvark of Ceratan card farm 1 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.684 billion Ceratan card farm 1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceratan card farm 1ian economy, worth 375 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,998 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Ceratan card farm 1ian justice, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceratan card farm 1's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ceratan card farm 1 is ranked 81,422^nd in the world and 56^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,447.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.