The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 149 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.963 billion Centrist Card Farm 149ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 149ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,179 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 149's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 149 is ranked 23,354^th in the world and 130^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.15 law-abiding acts per hour.