Population | 6.89 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 147 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.89 billion Centrist Card Farm 147ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 147ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,103 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 147's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Centrist Card Farm 147 is ranked 145,753rd in the world and 246th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26167757912 days.
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- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Centrist Card Farm 147 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 147, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 147, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 147, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.