Population | 6.88 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 136 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.88 billion Centrist Card Farm 136ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 136ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,410 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 513,899 per year while the poor average 40,964, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, you're only as old as you feel, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Centrist Card Farm 136's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Centrist Card Farm 136 is ranked 145,705th in the world and 235th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26199007892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Centrist Card Farm 136 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 136, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.