Population | 6.987 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 116 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.987 billion Centrist Card Farm 116ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 116ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,275 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
'Ravennado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and the government spends millions of Cards every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 116's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Centrist Card Farm 116 is ranked 145,721st in the world and 215th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26261507852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 116 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 116 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Centrist Card Farm 116 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, the government spends millions of Cards every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, 'Ravennado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 116, foreign livestock are offered asylum.