The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 100 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.122 billion Centrist Card Farm 100ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 100ian economy, worth 887 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,578 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,242 per year while the poor average 29,818, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Centrist Card Farm 100's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 100 is ranked 127,163^rd in the world and 711^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63 law-abiding acts per hour.