Population | 6.952 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 073 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.952 billion Centrist Card Farm 073ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 073ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,545 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 073's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Centrist Card Farm 073 is ranked 145,678th in the world and 172nd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26392757768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 073 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Centrist Card Farm 073 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 073 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 073 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Centrist Card Farm 073 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 073, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 073, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 073, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 073, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 073, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.