Population | 7.071 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 035 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.071 billion Centrist Card Farm 035ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 035ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,359 trillion Cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,283 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 035's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Centrist Card Farm 035 is ranked 145,604th in the world and 135th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26497618812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 035 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Centrist Card Farm 035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Centrist Card Farm 035 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 035, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 035, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 035, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 035, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 035, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Centrist Card Farm 035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Centrist Card Farm 035 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.