Population | 7.091 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 031 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.091 billion Centrist Card Farm 031ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 031ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,865 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Raven Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 031's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Centrist Card Farm 031 is ranked 145,600th in the world and 131st in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26511507692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 031 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
- : Centrist Card Farm 031 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Raven Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Centrist Card Farm 031 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 031, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.