Population | 7.133 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 007 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.133 billion Centrist Card Farm 007ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 007ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,199 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, Ravens with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 007's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Centrist Card Farm 007 is ranked 145,613th in the world and 107th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26553174332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 007 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Centrist Card Farm 007 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Centrist Card Farm 007 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, Ravens with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
- : Centrist Card Farm 007 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 007, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.