Population | 7.128 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 004 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.128 billion Centrist Card Farm 004ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 004ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,898 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, polygamy is legal, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 004's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Centrist Card Farm 004 is ranked 145,573rd in the world and 104th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2655803544 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 004 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Centrist Card Farm 004 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.