Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,683rd
The UPC of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motto...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Centrist Card Farm 004

Population7.128 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 004 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.128 billion Centrist Card Farm 004ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 004ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,898 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, polygamy is legal, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 004's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 004 is ranked 145,573rd in the world and 104th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2655803544 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,737thLargest Black Market: 5,406thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,016thMost Patriotic: 6,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,094thHighest Average Incomes: 10,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,949thMost Secular: 11,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,491stBest Weather: 12,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,423rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,458thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 18,550thMost Developed: 19,292ndHighest Economic Output: 19,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,186thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,526thMost Authoritarian: 29,568th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Avoided: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Centrist Card Farm 004 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Centrist Card Farm 004 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 004, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.

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