Most Conservative: 7,555thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,571stMost Authoritarian: 20,273rd
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Central Ardonii

Population860 million

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalEnder Dragon

The Colony of Central Ardonii is a huge, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 860 million Central Ardoniians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Central Ardoniian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Diamonds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,511 Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, several inches are being added to first class seating, increasing numbers of children in Central Ardonii have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Ardonii's national animal is the Ender Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Central Ardonii is ranked 62,242nd in the world and 1,130th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,022.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Conservative: 7,555thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,571stMost Authoritarian: 20,273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,324th
Top
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Most Conservative: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 461st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 611th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 624th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 651st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 776th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Central Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, increasing numbers of children in Central Ardonii have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Central Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Central Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Central Ardonii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Central Ardonii, the entire entry for Central Ardonii in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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