Most Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Armed: 53rd
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Celtic Rodents

Population36.384 billion

LeaderThe Ultimate Squeaker

Currencymythical groat
Animalsmall furry beastie

The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic Rodents is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Ultimate Squeaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.384 billion Scurriers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Scurrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,358 trillion mythical groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,221 mythical groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, graffiti graces every city's streets, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Celtic Rodents's national animal is the small furry beastie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Celtic Rodents is ranked 215,564th in the world and 11,115th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 22.71 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Armed: 53rdRudest Citizens: 140thMost Avoided: 202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 311thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 357thMost Secular: 397thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 515thLeast Corrupt Governments: 607thHighest Economic Output: 651stMost Cheerful Citizens: 777thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 836thLargest Retail Industry: 859thMost Inclusive: 869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 895thHighest Disposable Incomes: 933rdFattest Citizens: 1,016thSmartest Citizens: 1,121stLargest Populations: 1,271stHighest Drug Use: 1,414thMost Cultured: 2,110thHighest Food Quality: 2,150thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,217thHighest Average Incomes: 3,448thLargest Black Market: 4,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,770thMost Efficient Economies: 7,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,376thMost Stationary: 9,106thNudest: 9,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,350thTop
Most Influential: 13,223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 13,324thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,513thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,902ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,798thMost Politically Free: 20,534th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 104th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 123rd in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 127th in the regionLargest Black Market: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 192nd in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 269th in the regionMost Politically Free: 274th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 363rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 584th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Celtic Rodents was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtic Rodents, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Celtic Rodents was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.


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