Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,767thMost Pacifist: 4,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,453rd
The Cʜıʟᴅʀєɴ of the Vᴀʟʟєʏs of
Left-wing Utopia
It's ᴀ Mıɴoʀs Stʀıкє!
The Docтoʀ
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Celtia Cymru

Population8.477 billion

CapitalCᴀєʀᴅʏᴅᴅ
LeaderThe Docтoʀ

CurrencyUɴıvєʀsᴀʟ Cʀєᴅıт
AnimalMıɴoʀ

The Cʜıʟᴅʀєɴ of the Vᴀʟʟєʏs of Celtia Cymru is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Docтoʀ with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.477 billion Cʜıʟᴅʀєɴ of the Vᴀʟʟєʏs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cᴀєʀᴅʏᴅᴅ. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wєʟsʜ economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion Uɴıvєʀsᴀʟ Cʀєᴅıтs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 120,419 Uɴıvєʀsᴀʟ Cʀєᴅıтs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Going on a diet invalidates your passport, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the Cᴀєʀᴅʏᴅᴅ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime is totally unknown. Celtia Cymru's national animal is the Mıɴoʀ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celtia Cymru is ranked 71,865th in the world and 19th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,579.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,767thMost Pacifist: 4,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,684thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,770thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,972ndNicest Citizens: 7,421stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,910thMost Cultured: 7,936thHighest Food Quality: 8,486thHealthiest Citizens: 9,037thMost Inclusive: 9,162ndSmartest Citizens: 9,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,851stMost Secular: 10,086thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,426thMost Developed: 11,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,475thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,320thLargest Governments: 16,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,553rdHighest Economic Output: 20,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,994thBest Weather: 21,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,797thHighest Average Incomes: 25,854th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Celtia Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtia Cymru, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtia Cymru, the Cᴀєʀᴅʏᴅᴅ XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtia Cymru, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Celtia Cymru, going on a diet invalidates your passport.

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