Population | 15.777 billion |
Currency | dak |
Animal | lion |
The Tribal of Celco is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.777 billion Celcoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.
The Celcoan economy, worth 750 trillion daks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,589 daks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
A nation-wide cull of lions is in effect and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celco's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Celco is ranked 138,293rd in the world and 28th in Red Back Island for Most Stationary, with 219.94619951212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Celco's influence in Red Back Island rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Celco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Celco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Celco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Celco's influence in Red Back Island rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Celco's influence in Red Back Island rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Celco's influence in Red Back Island rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Celco altered its national flag.
- : Celco's influence in Red Back Island rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Celco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.