The Armed Republic of CCCPC is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Xia-O-Mi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.503 billion CCCPCians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose Town. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CCCPCian economy, worth 204 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,169 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CCCPC's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

CCCPC is ranked 85,529^th in the world and 256^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 259.43450757292 days.