Population | 6.761 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Caucezlicaushia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.761 billion Caucezlicaushians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Caucezlicaushian economy, worth a remarkable 1,679 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,469 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caucezlicaushia's national animal is the Dodo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Caucezlicaushia is ranked 39,825th in the world and 19th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1370506496 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Caucezlicaushia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas.
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, large sections of Caucezlicaushia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Caucezlicaushia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
- : Following new legislation in Caucezlicaushia, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.