Highest Crime Rates: 40thMost Armed: 63rdMost Rebellious Youth: 98th
The Ⓐnarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.008 billion

Capitala Trailer Park
LeaderDude Ravioli
FaithDevil Worshipping

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalBlack Cat

The Ⓐnarchy of Catochristoferson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dude Ravioli with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.008 billion Lawless Criminals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a Trailer Park. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lawless Criminal economy, worth a remarkable 3,193 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,994 Silver Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and the SWAT team always rings twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catochristoferson's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Devil Worshipping.

Catochristoferson is ranked 215,321st in the world and 1,063rd in Europeia for Most Average, scoring 22.79 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Highest Crime Rates: 40thMost Armed: 63rdMost Rebellious Youth: 98thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 196thRudest Citizens: 291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 305thMost Avoided: 363rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 433rdFattest Citizens: 473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 507thLeast Corrupt Governments: 650thHighest Drug Use: 798thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,035thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,690thMost Inclusive: 1,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,180thMost Cultured: 2,217thMost Efficient Economies: 2,472ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,896thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,415thLargest Retail Industry: 4,506thHighest Average Incomes: 4,888thHighest Economic Output: 4,960thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,965thLargest Black Market: 5,441stSmartest Citizens: 7,165thMost Secular: 7,250thNudest: 8,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,436thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,577thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,375thLargest Populations: 21,893rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,835th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 54th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Catochristoferson's influence in Europeia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Catochristoferson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, the SWAT team always rings twice.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Catochristoferson, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.


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