The Nya-tion of Catboyland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.576 billion Catboys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranulfograd. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Catboylandian economy, worth 199 trillion Toebeans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,881 Toebeans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown. Catboyland's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catboyland is ranked 16,865^th in the world and 3^rd in Communist Cartel for Most Influential, scoring 2,889 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.