The Gay Space Communist Union of Castrovca is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Katya with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.955 billion Castrovcans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavana. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Castrovcan economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Castrovcan Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,499 Castrovcan Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Comrade Katya, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber. Crime is totally unknown. Castrovca's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Castrovca is ranked 17,943^rd in the world and 10^th in USSD for Most Income Equality, scoring 81.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.