Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,948thMost Secular: 2,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,029th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Equality through Justice
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Castilistan

Population5.43 billion

CapitalVincula City
LeaderGeneral Admiral John the Great

CurrencyCastilistanian Ruble
AnimalBear

The Empire of Castilistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Admiral John the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.43 billion Castilistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincula City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Castilistanian economy, worth 819 trillion Castilistanian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,005 Castilistanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, nobody likes bad boys any more, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castilistan's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Castilistan is ranked 135,527th in the world and 3rd in Aevum Interventu for Most Stationary, with 234.42590552288 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,948thMost Secular: 2,298thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,029thLowest Crime Rates: 3,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,345thHealthiest Citizens: 4,379thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,481stMost Patriotic: 5,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,153rdBest Weather: 5,751stLargest Governments: 6,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,600thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,369thMost Developed: 8,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,704thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,922ndSmartest Citizens: 16,947thMost Authoritarian: 18,246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,774thSafest: 18,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,884thMost Efficient Economies: 22,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,664th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Castilistan, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Castilistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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