Safest: 645thLowest Crime Rates: 764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,014th
The Protectorate of
Authoritarian Democracy
Sit down and shut up.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Castaban

Population12.818 billion

CurrencyGopal
AnimalFoyled Himawari

The Protectorate of Castaban is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 12.818 billion Castabanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Castabanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,157 trillion Gopals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,327 Gopals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, a soldier's body is a temple, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castaban's national animal is the Foyled Himawari, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Castaban is ranked 124,646th in the world and 4,176th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 29.98 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Safest: 645thLowest Crime Rates: 764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,188thLargest Governments: 1,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,335thMost Developed: 1,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,725thMost Efficient Economies: 1,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,939thMost Devout: 1,971stHealthiest Citizens: 1,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,124thSmartest Citizens: 2,214thMost Cultured: 2,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,410thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,399thMost Pacifist: 3,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,098thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,209thHighest Food Quality: 4,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,579thHighest Economic Output: 5,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,301stBest Weather: 6,129thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,425thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,802ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,256thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,993rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,263rdMost Patriotic: 9,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,504thTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 18,256thMost Stationary: 19,154thMost Conservative: 19,546thLargest Populations: 24,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26,157thMost Authoritarian: 26,287th
Top
1%
Safest: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Pacifist: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionBest Weather: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 312th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 335th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 355th in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 450th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 505th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 536th in the regionMost Conservative: 691st in the regionLargest Populations: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Castaban, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Castaban, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Castaban was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Corrupt Governments.

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