Most Advanced Defense Forces: 707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,290th
The Armed Forces of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Omnes serve.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cassidon

Population4.435 billion

CapitalCassidonian Central Command
LeaderGrand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale
FaithBellicism

Currencyviolent act
Animalviper

The Armed Forces of Cassidon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.435 billion Cassidonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cassidonian Central Command. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassidonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion violent acts a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,964 violent acts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cassidon's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bellicism.

Cassidon is ranked 11,331st in the world and 564th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,509.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 809thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,290thMost Armed: 1,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,210thLargest Black Market: 2,359thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,954thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,235thLargest Governments: 4,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,261stMost Developed: 5,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,584thMost Secular: 6,787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,825thSmartest Citizens: 8,040thLowest Crime Rates: 8,555thMost Efficient Economies: 9,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,626thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,724thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,331stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,493rdBest Weather: 16,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,235thHealthiest Citizens: 22,490th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Armed: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 159th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 224th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 277th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionMost Secular: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 365th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 374th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 423rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 502nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 564th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 792nd in the regionBest Weather: 835th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Cassidon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassidon, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.

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