The Armed Forces of Cassidon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.435 billion Cassidonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cassidonian Central Command. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassidonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion violent acts a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,964 violent acts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and Grand Marshall Adelaide Bloodscale's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cassidon's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bellicism.

Cassidon is ranked 11,331^st in the world and 564^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,509.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.