The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.127 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 15,631 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 576,248 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,136,373 per year while the poor average 25,993, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cashdeer is ranked 270,184^th in the world and 11^th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.43 pounds of wildlife per square mile.