Population | 24.452 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.452 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 13,070 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 534,544 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,796,286 per year while the poor average 24,998, a ratio of 151 to 1.
It's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Cashdeer offered the words "peace be upon you", the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over CEO Moneybags's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 240,621st in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.98 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cashdeer, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over CEO Moneybags's questionably sane new coalition partners.
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Cashdeer, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
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Cashdeer, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
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Cashdeer, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Cashdeer offered the words "peace be upon you".
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Cashdeer, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
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Cashdeer, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
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Cashdeer, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
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Cashdeer, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
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Cashdeer, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
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Cashdeer, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.