Population | 32.854 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.854 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 21,376 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 650,643 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,660,392 per year while the poor average 29,564, a ratio of 157 to 1.
Kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 174th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,782.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, belief that CEO Moneybags is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Cashdeer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.