Population | 14.476 billion |
Capital | Tunis Nueva |
Leader | Augustus Justinian |
Faith | Reformed Evangelical Christianity |
Currency | Denarius |
Animal | Eagle |
The Holy Federation of Carthage Maximus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Augustus Justinian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.476 billion Carthaginians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tunis Nueva. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Carthage Maximusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,203 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,263 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Carthage Maximus's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Evangelical Christianity.
Carthage Maximus is ranked 256,254th in the world and 6,940th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -23.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Carthage Maximus, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, the horniness of the great-horned Eagle is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, refugees from other nations are flocking to Carthage Maximus's border.
- : Following new legislation in
Carthage Maximus, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.