The Borderlands of Cardmania90072 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.909 billion Cardmania90072ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90072ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,953 trillion Bodies a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,058 Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90072's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90072 is ranked 25,569^th in the world and 101^st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.55 law-abiding acts per hour.