Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,513thLargest Black Market: 2,855thLargest Mining Sector: 4,154th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I'm Not Dead Yet
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Cardmania9004

Population10.93 billion

CurrencyMoney
AnimalZebra

The Confederacy of Cardmania9004 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.93 billion Cardmania9004ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9004ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion Monies a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,052 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania9004's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania9004 is ranked 151,710th in the world and 2nd in The Southern Alliance for Most Stationary, with 153.23457554092 days.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,513thLargest Black Market: 2,855thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 4,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,530thMost Armed: 5,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,636thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,913thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,007thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,064thMost Devout: 8,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,097thMost Patriotic: 11,585thHighest Economic Output: 11,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,339thMost Efficient Economies: 13,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,376thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,728thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,008thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,133rdMost Avoided: 21,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,494thLargest Governments: 25,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 27,543rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,651st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania9004 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Cardmania9004 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9004, the entire entry for Cardmania9004 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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