The Colony of Cardmania900150 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.863 billion Cardmania900150ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900150ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 170,122 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania900150's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900150 is ranked 89,414^th in the world and 165^th in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.27 law-abiding acts per hour.