Largest Black Market: 5,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,405th
The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Forward unto the dawn
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cardmania900142

Population10.805 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalVulture

The Queendom of Cardmania900142 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.805 billion Cardmania900142ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900142ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,810 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,559 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,226 per year while the poor average 43,070, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Vulture Dung" has been declared a national treasure, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900142's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900142 is ranked 116,902nd in the world and 137th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 319.27252483212 days.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 5,648thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,552ndMost Patriotic: 8,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,706thMost Devout: 10,024thLargest Mining Sector: 10,332ndNudest: 10,397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,635thHighest Economic Output: 14,185thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,652ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,113thMost Efficient Economies: 17,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,612thLowest Crime Rates: 21,014thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 29,429th
Top
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania900142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Vulture Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Cardmania900142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, the word "robot" is considered to be etymologically offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900142, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.

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