Population | 10.776 billion |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Scorpion |
The Free Land of Cardmania900114 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.776 billion Cardmania900114ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900114ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,620 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania900114's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania900114 is ranked 116,781st in the world and 110th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.0792743158 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania900114's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900114, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.