Population | 10.792 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Vulture |
The United Kingdom of Cardmania900100 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.792 billion Cardmania900100ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900100ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,992 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, military spending is on the increase, Cardmania900100ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania900100's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Cardmania900100 is ranked 116,770th in the world and 100th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.07942709348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania900100's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania900100 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, Cardmania900100ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, Cardmania900100 is renowned for its lax gun laws.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Vulture Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900100, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.