Most Extreme: 25thMost Authoritarian: 106thMost Conservative: 162nd
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Cardinal North

Population10.069 billion


The Queen's State of Cardinal North is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.069 billion Cardinal Northians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cardinal Northian economy, worth 41.5 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 4,120 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, elections have been outlawed, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardinal North's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardinal North is ranked 131,629th in the world and 8th in The Six Counties of Ulster for Fattest Citizens, with 9.6 Obesity Rate.

Most Extreme: 25thMost Authoritarian: 106thMost Conservative: 162ndMost Income Equality: 303rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,505th

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