The Grand Duchy of CardFarmer62038576 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.556 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 3,055 trillion florins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 264,427 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer62038576's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer62038576 is ranked 7,190^th in the world and 1^st in CardoTerraFormation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.9 law-abiding acts per hour.