Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 546th
The Allied States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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CardFarmer61216509

Population11.425 billion

CapitalColorful Card Farm

Currencyruble
Animalbeaver

The Allied States of CardFarmer61216509 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.425 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colorful Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,345 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, and colonial subjects have Card Farmer culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer61216509's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer61216509 is ranked 13,200th in the world and 8th in CardoTerraFormation for Most Stationary, with 1,918.45466107712 days.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 546thLargest Mining Sector: 577thMost Corrupt Governments: 634thMost Primitive: 857thMost Ignorant Citizens: 987thMost Avoided: 1,095thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,145thLargest Black Market: 1,785thMost Devout: 2,023rdTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,931stHighest Average Incomes: 6,355thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,861stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,984thMost Patriotic: 7,657thMost Efficient Economies: 8,342ndHighest Economic Output: 8,343rdMost Stationary: 13,200thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,148thMost Influential: 15,758thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,188thMost Authoritarian: 19,013thLargest Governments: 21,405thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,183rd
Top
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

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  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : CardFarmer61216509 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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