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CardFarmer31565523

Population7.909 billion

CapitalCapital Card Farm

Currencydollar
Animalsheep

The Colony of CardFarmer31565523 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.909 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 941 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,062 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. CardFarmer31565523's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer31565523 is ranked 275,516th in the world and 9th in CardoTerraFormation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -21.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 433rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 450thMost Primitive: 524thLargest Mining Sector: 608thMost Avoided: 676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 774thLargest Gambling Industry: 934thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 969thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 977thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,222ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,286thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,128thFattest Citizens: 2,717thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,863rdMost Secular: 6,100thNudest: 7,657thLargest Black Market: 8,135thMost Patriotic: 9,371stMost Armed: 10,993rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,826thMost Stationary: 16,997thMost Influential: 17,963rdHighest Economic Output: 23,647thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,959thHighest Average Incomes: 26,725th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CardFarmer31565523 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : CardFarmer31565523 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, former slaves find themselves being herded onto ships once more.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in CardFarmer31565523, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.

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