The Colony of CardFarmer31565523 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.909 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth 941 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,062 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. CardFarmer31565523's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer31565523 is ranked 275,516^th in the world and 9^th in CardoTerraFormation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -21.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.