Population | 6.658 billion |
Capital | Funkenstein City |
Leader | bitemyshiny |
Currency | marvin |
Animal | miniature three horned gnubradoodle |
The Republic of Card Store of Phlebacite is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by bitemyshiny with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.658 billion Card store of phlebaciteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkenstein City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Store of Phlebacitean economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion marvins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,038 marvins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,084,449 per year while the poor average 70,852, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.
Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Store of Phlebacite's national animal is the miniature three horned gnubradoodle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Card Store of Phlebacite is ranked 40,422nd in the world and 183rd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,118.89263113048 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, little girls are in tears as bitemyshiny confiscates their pink princess ballgowns.
- : Card Store of Phlebacite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Card Store of Phlebacite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Card Store of Phlebacite #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, Bitemyshiny is quite hard to get a hold of.