Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 763rdFattest Citizens: 817th
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Card Store of Phlebacite

Population6.658 billion

CapitalFunkenstein City
Leaderbitemyshiny

Currencymarvin
Animalminiature three horned gnubradoodle

The Republic of Card Store of Phlebacite is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by bitemyshiny with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.658 billion Card store of phlebaciteans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkenstein City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Store of Phlebacitean economy, worth a remarkable 2,144 trillion marvins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,038 marvins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,084,449 per year while the poor average 70,852, a ratio of 15.3 to 1.

Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Store of Phlebacite's national animal is the miniature three horned gnubradoodle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Store of Phlebacite is ranked 40,422nd in the world and 183rd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,118.89263113048 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 763rdFattest Citizens: 817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 921stMost Patriotic: 1,067thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,180thMost Secular: 1,251stMost Armed: 1,298thLargest Retail Industry: 1,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,443rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,177thHighest Average Incomes: 2,300thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,040thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,548thMost Efficient Economies: 3,569thRudest Citizens: 4,179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,252ndMost Avoided: 4,518thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,644thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,205thLargest Black Market: 5,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,436thNudest: 6,671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,506thLowest Crime Rates: 8,634thLargest Governments: 8,686thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,453rdHighest Economic Output: 11,251stSmartest Citizens: 13,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,138thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,622ndMost Influential: 25,727thLargest Insurance Industry: 27,073rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 83rd in the regionMost Conservative: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, little girls are in tears as bitemyshiny confiscates their pink princess ballgowns.
  • : Card Store of Phlebacite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Card Store of Phlebacite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, a 10000 Islands Tourist Association survey has rated Card Store of Phlebacite #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Store of Phlebacite, Bitemyshiny is quite hard to get a hold of.

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