Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,167th
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Shoeshiner
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Some
Economy
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Card puppet 2

Population13.05 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Card puppet 2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.05 billion Card puppet 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card puppet 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,662 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card puppet 2's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card puppet 2 is ranked 12,305th in the world and 147th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2,035.2520307712 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,167thLargest Mining Sector: 1,389thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,642ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,764thLargest Retail Industry: 1,998thMost Avoided: 2,124thLargest Black Market: 2,791stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,809thFattest Citizens: 3,986thMost Primitive: 6,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,919thHighest Average Incomes: 6,937thHighest Economic Output: 7,327thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,609thRudest Citizens: 9,719thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,299thMost Stationary: 12,305thNudest: 12,935thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,955thMost Efficient Economies: 14,417thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,863rdMost Influential: 19,069thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,078thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,707thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,697thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,018th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 149th in the regionFattest Citizens: 217th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 308th in the regionMost Primitive: 324th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionRudest Citizens: 458th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 571st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 721st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 781st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 855th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 974th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 984th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,026th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
  • : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, Card puppet 2's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.

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