Population | 13.05 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Card puppet 2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.05 billion Card puppet 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Card puppet 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,984 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,662 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card puppet 2's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Card puppet 2 is ranked 12,305th in the world and 147th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2,035.2520307712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause.
- : Following new legislation in Card puppet 2, Card puppet 2's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.