The Republic of Card Farmer 99 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.682 billion Card Farmer 99ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 99ian economy, worth 861 trillion cards a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,085 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,401 per year while the poor average 30,174, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.
Bris parties are all the rage, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Card Farmer 99ians any less frightened, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 99's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Card Farmer 99 is ranked 246,938th in the world and 2,960th in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Card Farmer 99 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
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Card Farmer 99's influence in Birb fell from "Truckler" to "Shoeshiner".
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Card Farmer 99's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Truckler".