The Republic of Card Farmer 91 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.64 billion Card Farmer 91ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,040 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 91's national animal is the farming, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Farmer 91 is ranked 250,983^rd in the world and 3,269^th in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.