Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,664th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Farmer 82

Population7.586 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 82 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.586 billion Card Farmer 82ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 82ian economy, worth 871 trillion cards a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,878 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,651 per year while the poor average 17,146, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling, the Great Card Farmer 82ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 82's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 82 is ranked 228,913th in the world and 2,162nd in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,260thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,832ndMost Armed: 8,944thLowest Crime Rates: 9,176thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,671stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,879thHealthiest Citizens: 12,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,921stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,940thMost Developed: 14,085thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,473rdLargest Governments: 15,212thLargest Mining Sector: 15,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,176thBest Weather: 17,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,268thMost Secular: 23,997thSmartest Citizens: 25,295thHighest Economic Output: 25,352nd
Top
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionMost Stationary: 94th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 97th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 201st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 231st in the regionMost Armed: 282nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Patriotic.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Card Farmer 82 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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