Nudest: 4,566thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,801st
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Farmer 788

Population4.578 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 788 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.578 billion Card Farmer 788ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 788ian economy, worth 546 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,305 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 788's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 788 is ranked 248,009th in the world and 3,034th in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 4,566thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,040thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,946thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,400thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,420thMost Devout: 14,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,994thBest Weather: 16,036thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,308thLargest Mining Sector: 17,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,359thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,015thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,001stLowest Crime Rates: 22,366thHealthiest Citizens: 22,391stMost Efficient Economies: 23,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,650th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 212th in the regionRudest Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 305th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 346th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Card Farmer 788's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Card Farmer 788's influence in Birb rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Card Farmer 788 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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