Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 5,437thSafest: 6,323rd
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Card Farmer 659

Population4.604 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 659 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.604 billion Card Farmer 659ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 659ian economy, worth 655 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,439 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 659's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 659 is ranked 38,981st in the world and 563rd in Birb for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,257.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,300thLargest Mining Sector: 5,437thSafest: 6,323rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,684thLowest Crime Rates: 6,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,041stMost Efficient Economies: 9,668thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,251stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,920thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 13,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,106thMost Developed: 14,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,245thHighest Average Incomes: 17,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,687thHealthiest Citizens: 19,718thMost Conservative: 19,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,637th
Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Conservative: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 198th in the regionMost Extreme: 212th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 261st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 325th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 659's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.

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