Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,265thLargest Mining Sector: 5,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,221st
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Card Farmer 659

Population3.623 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 659 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.623 billion Card Farmer 659ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 659ian economy, worth 516 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,439 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 659's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 659 is ranked 231,184th in the world and 2,315th in Birb for Best Weather, with 61 meters of sunlight.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,265thLargest Mining Sector: 5,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,221stSafest: 6,246thLowest Crime Rates: 6,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,535thMost Efficient Economies: 9,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,473rdTop
10%
Largest Governments: 12,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,834thMost Developed: 14,395thHighest Average Incomes: 16,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,378thHealthiest Citizens: 18,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,073rdMost Conservative: 20,016thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,559th
Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionMost Conservative: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 145th in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 208th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 219th in the regionMost Extreme: 231st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 312th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 326th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 334th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 659, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Card Farmer 659.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Card Farmer 659 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 659's influence in Birb rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Card Farmer 659's influence in Birb fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Nipper".
  • : Card Farmer 659's influence in Birb rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".

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