The Republic of Card Farmer 521 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.523 billion Card Farmer 521ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 521ian economy, worth 645 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,803 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 521's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 521 is ranked 244,186^th in the world and 2,793^rd in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.