Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,274thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,294thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,390th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Card Farmer 521

Population4.523 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 521 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.523 billion Card Farmer 521ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 521ian economy, worth 645 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,803 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 521's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 521 is ranked 244,186th in the world and 2,793rd in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,274thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,294thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,664thMost Efficient Economies: 8,495thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,698thLargest Black Market: 9,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,357thMost Devout: 12,863rdTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,475thLargest Mining Sector: 15,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,124thHighest Average Incomes: 17,255thMost Cultured: 18,163rdMost Developed: 20,250thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,685thMost Inclusive: 21,899thMost Patriotic: 23,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 25,407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,506th
Top
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 138th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Cultured: 180th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 181st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 238th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 291st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 521's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Card Farmer 521 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 521, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.

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