Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,263rd
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Farmer 279

Population7.51 billion

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 279 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.51 billion Card Farmer 279ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 279ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,319 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 279's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 279 is ranked 197,949th in the world and 1,560th in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,614thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,263rdLargest Black Market: 6,427thMost Devout: 7,260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,764thTop
10%
Best Weather: 13,245thHealthiest Citizens: 15,224thMost Developed: 15,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,881stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,851stLowest Crime Rates: 17,179thMost Patriotic: 17,716thMost Efficient Economies: 17,789thHighest Average Incomes: 20,093rdLargest Governments: 20,241stHighest Economic Output: 21,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,703rd
Top
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Best Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 165th in the regionMost Developed: 169th in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionMost Stationary: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 309th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Card Farmer 279 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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