Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,896thMost Patriotic: 8,529th
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Card Farmer 1671

Population3.293 billion


The Republic of Card Farmer 1671 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.293 billion Card Farmer 1671ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 1671ian economy, worth 367 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,690 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,975 per year while the poor average 20,189, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Card Farmer 1671's mid-life crisis, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and governments opposing Card Farmer 1671 are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 1671's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 1671 is ranked 136,295th in the world and 803rd in Birb for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 632.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,568thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,896thMost Patriotic: 8,529thMost Devout: 8,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,477thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,078thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,303rdLargest Black Market: 14,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,342ndBest Weather: 18,079thMost Efficient Economies: 18,335thMost Developed: 19,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,851st
Best Weather: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 169th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 295th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 345th in the region

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