Most Secular: 5,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,101stSafest: 14,184th
The Rogue Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
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Card Cleaver

Population587 million

Currencyshredded common
Animalcardboard scrapper

The Rogue Nation of Card Cleaver is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 587 million Card Cleavers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cleavage economy, worth 42.9 trillion shredded commons a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,060 shredded commons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Cleaver's national animal is the cardboard scrapper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Cleaver is ranked 239,620th in the world and 21st in Trading Cards for Most Stationary, with 22.18636080072 days.

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Most Secular: 5,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,101stSafest: 14,184thTop
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Best Weather: 17,014thMost Pacifist: 18,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,277th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Cleaver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Cleaver, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood.
  • : Card Cleaver was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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