Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,492nd
The United Kingdom of
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Carborundum

Population5.397 billion

CapitalLeeds

CurrencyCarbs
AnimalCarbot

The United Kingdom of Carborundum is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The humorless population of 5.397 billion Carborundumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leeds. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Carborundumian economy, worth 495 trillion Carbs a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,800 Carbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carborundum's national animal is the Carbot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carborundum is ranked 257,122nd in the world and 6,421st in Osiris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -15.62 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,301stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,299thBest Weather: 8,512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,686thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,081stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,447thLowest Crime Rates: 11,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,220thMost Secular: 11,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,923rdMost Pacifist: 12,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,251stMost Developed: 12,348thSafest: 12,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,620thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,283rdMost Cultured: 13,735thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,811thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,576thLargest Governments: 22,593rdMost Patriotic: 24,508thMost Efficient Economies: 24,901st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 215th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 444th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionMost Secular: 514th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 516th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 532nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 591st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 621st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 638th in the regionMost Pacifist: 646th in the regionMost Developed: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Carborundum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Carborundum, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.

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