Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,238th
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CaptainLard

Population3.289 billion

Currencyboof
Animalloaf of bread

The AWOOOOOOOOO of CaptainLard is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.289 billion nijkmijs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The thriving CaptainLardian economy, worth 237 trillion boofs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,278 boofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaptainLard's national animal is the loaf of bread, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CaptainLard is ranked 174,326th in the world and 42nd in Lardyland for Rudest Citizens, with 29.93 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,377thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,238thLargest Retail Industry: 16,439th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

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