|Animal||loaf of bread|
The AWOOOOOOOOO of CaptainLard is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.289 billion nijkmijs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.
The thriving CaptainLardian economy, worth 237 trillion boofs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,278 boofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaptainLard's national animal is the loaf of bread, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : CaptainLard's influence in Lardyland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : CaptainLard's influence in Lardyland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : CaptainLard's influence in Lardyland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : CaptainLard's influence in Lardyland rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : CaptainLard was endorsed by The Slap like now of Pineapple Penlandia.
- : CaptainLard endorsed The Rogue Nation of Greyview.
- : CaptainLard endorsed The Communist Republic of New Roakia.
- : CaptainLard endorsed The Slap like now of Pineapple Penlandia.
- : CaptainLard endorsed The Maxwell of Beautifully made.
- : CaptainLard endorsed The B l a c k m e t a l s p a m of SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam.
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pineapple Penlandia.