The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
The Captain knows the way!
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Captain Spectacular

Population4.595 billion

CapitalGapesville
LeaderMr Fancypants
FaithMaybe something somewhere cares

Currencyknucklebone
Animaldreadlocked guinea pig

The Republic of Captain Spectacular is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Fancypants with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.595 billion Spectacular Captarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gapesville. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Captain Spectacularian economy, worth 353 trillion knucklebones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,855 knucklebones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Captain Spectacularian Liberator", and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Captain Spectacular's national animal is the dreadlocked guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maybe something somewhere cares.

Captain Spectacular is ranked 65,850th in the world and 2nd in Temple Prime for Most Stationary, with 734.62520345068 days.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Captain Spectacularian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, state media insists that Mr Fancypants is the most fashionable leader in Temple Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Spectacular Captarians.
  • : Captain Spectacular's influence in Temple Prime rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Captain Spectacular, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

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